When mom's water broke, and the contractions had begun Dad was already tipsy.Mom says dad had to stop on the way for cigs, and got so caught up in telling the cashier about my arrival that it took twenty minutes to get a damned smoke. In her impatience to get to the hospital, and Dad's inability to shut the fuck up in a crisis she got out to fetch the man.My head slid right out between her legs at the register.Fluids pooled, dad panicked, passed out.Cashier (now driver) had to finish taking mom to Denver General.i was born shortly before dad sobered.Here I am 42 years later. On XHamster showing the world everything.Why is this important?Well lets just say that my arrival in this world is exactly the statement that defines who I am,...one hell of an inconvenience,Totally undeniable, but here anyhow. I am what I am.The same could be said about the truth.So much so that often in my rants, weird, and sometimes tasteless comments i bring a very simple but chaotic sense of reality; and like. I am looking for a place between Orlando and Cocoa near the St Johns River. When are you going to need to leave?" I need to be there on September 1st, in three months. Betty will join me after Suzy is settled." By the way these are great cigars Let me talk to Suzy, to see if she wants to stay with me. She does know that I will set the rules for my house. You and Betty will have to give me full custody while you are gone." We talked with the company attorneys today about that. As far as Suzy is concerned last night she said she wanted you, because Aunt Rita is a bitch and a slut, and her cousins are worse than their mother, she was not happy about going to Rita's. We even considered Carole, but that would not work, Andrew is still there. You were right about him; he got arrested for the first time when he was 15. He is out on bail right now for rape." Let me know if I can help him, I know the DA, I went to school with her. She has hated all rapists since her roommate at Stetson got.
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